(Source: tellmetofeel)

(Source: mymadnesswon)

venusaurphobia:

My view on sex is this: If you want, have it. Great. More room in heaven for me

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

daemontool:

me: babe grab my boob

bf: (grabs boob) (bone titty breaks)

me: see you in court asshole

illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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(Source: illkim)

(Source: ribly)

I wouldn’t tell my nine-year-old self anything! I’ve seen Back to the Future enough to know that you don’t mess with time. Nice try, bro.

(Source: memewhore)

ohhdoubleyou:

thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

Lmfaooooo

  

butifloveisagame:

maniacatyourdoor:

can we just

thelittlefig I DON’T REMEMBER THE CONTEXT I JUST REMEMBER LAUGHING

paradoxxicalness:

sublim-ature:

Oneonta Gorge, OregonCraig Bill

I NEED TO TAKE MY CAMERA HERE.
hailqueenwong
we neeeedsss to go back and get some awesome pictures. Last time was about the adventure, next time has to be about the beauty :)

YES! I’m in BC this weekend but are you free after Monday?

paradoxxicalness:

sublim-ature:

Oneonta Gorge, Oregon
Craig Bill

I NEED TO TAKE MY CAMERA HERE.
hailqueenwong
we neeeedsss to go back and get some awesome pictures. Last time was about the adventure, next time has to be about the beauty :)

YES! I’m in BC this weekend but are you free after Monday?

Anonymous said: lets do some shots!

butifloveisagame:

famousflowerofseattle:

yaaaa actually who are you let’s do shots

I get to hang out with Rachel next week and I am really excited

i can’t wait omg

tess does this mean you’ll do shots with me

you guys wanna hear about the time i realized i was bi?

doesn’t matter I’m gonna tell you anyway

my friends and i were drunkenly sitting on my dorm room floor and one of the girls says “I don’t like girls but I would have sex with kate upton” and i was like “yeah me too” and then I was like wait I would have sex with so many women

and that’s how it happened